How Not to be a Pig

1. A Rough Man never leaves his snot locker full. There's always something, or someone to wipe it, or to blow it on.

2. A Rough Man always wears pants. Unless he's fucking.

3. A Rough Man never talks with his mouth full. He wolfs his food down.

4. A Rough Man always follows a belch with a courteous, "Oh, Christ!"